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Posted: **Fri Jun 03, 2011 8:40 pm**

A SMALL GLIMMER OF HOPE IN THE GLOOM !

'Viagra' is now available In powder form for dissolving in your tea.

It doesn't enhance your sexual performance

But it does stop your biscuit going soft

Posted: **Fri Jun 03, 2011 10:56 pm**

Do you think that if I mixed it with my guitar polish, would it give me a harder shine??? :think:

Hmm, maybe at my age I should just use it for what it was intended for :lol:

Posted: **Tue Jun 07, 2011 11:48 am**

Bluesnote wrote:Do you think that if I mixed it with my guitar polish, would it give me a harder shine???

Hmm, maybe at my age I should just use it for what it was intended for

Hugh,
It would probably stop your trem from drooping

Good luck with "using it for what it was intended"

Posted: **Tue Jun 07, 2011 12:37 pm**

As you get older ,take a small amount, it'll stop you p*****g on your shoes

Posted: **Tue Jun 07, 2011 4:21 pm**

jimuc wrote:
Bluesnote wrote:Do you think that if I mixed it with my guitar polish, would it give me a harder shine???

Hmm, maybe at my age I should just use it for what it was intended for

Hugh,
It would probably stop your trem from drooping

Good luck with "using it for what it was intended"

Yeah but could I still bend my notes the same as I normally do??? :problem:

Posted: **Tue Jun 07, 2011 8:07 pm**

Bluesnote wrote:
jimuc wrote:
Bluesnote wrote:Do you think that if I mixed it with my guitar polish, would it give me a harder shine???

Hmm, maybe at my age I should just use it for what it was intended for

Hugh,
It would probably stop your trem from drooping

Good luck with "using it for what it was intended"

Yeah but could I still bend my notes the same as I normally do???