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Postby Bojan » 27 Jan 2011, 20:27

A husband and wife are sitting at the bar of a luxury hotel and they see this really attractive young woman.
- That woman is so lovely, too bad she's a prostitute, the husband said.
- Shame on you, how can say such a terrible thing about that nice young woman . . .
- I guarantee you she's a prostitute!
- No way, the woman was adamant.
- OK, I'll prove it to you. You go to our room and I'll bring her up in a few minutes. Get into the bedroom and hide somewhere and listen . . .
- And so the wife was sitting hidden behind the curtain when the husband brought in the young woman . . .
- Ok, she said, I take money in advance; that will be 100 dollars for one hour.
- Oh, that's a lot of money, I haven't got that much.
- Well, how much would you pay?
- I only have 10 dollars.
- Then I don't know why you even called me up here, the prostitute retorted and went out the door angrily.
After a while, the husband and wife returned to the bar and were sitting and chatting, when the prostitute passed by them and hissed:

- There, see what you get for 10 dollars!
Last edited by Bojan on 28 Jan 2011, 00:10, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: JOKE

Postby AC15H1TV » 27 Jan 2011, 23:00

Yea! I once had a woman like that :lol:

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