I find these appropriate in the current (not I said 'current'!) circumstances:
Q. What do you call an Aussie who's good with a bat?
A. A vet
Q. What do you call an Aussie with a bottle of champagne?
A. A waiter
Q. What do you call an Aussie who can hold a catch?
A. A fisherman
Q. Why can no one drink wine in Australia at the moment?
A. They don't have any openers
Q. What's the difference between Cinderella and the Aussies?
A. Cinderella knew when to leave the ball
Q. What do you call a world class Australian cricketer?
A. Retired
Q. Where do you find an Australian cricketer with runs?
A. Trap 2
Ring Ring.....
Hello - Australian team dressing room
Hello mate...Can I speak to Ricky Ponting please.
Sorry mate - he's just gone out to bat
It's OK - I'll hold.
