Have you got one?

[dave robinson]

A professor who specialises in penis enhancement has recently announced free treatment, as many of the U.K. males are reputed to only have four inches.
To avoid embarrassment by asking these men to visit his clinic, he has suggested that all the males in this category who would like to have free enhancement, should display a small white flag with a red cross on their cars, two flags if you are desperate and he will seek you out discretely.

So that's what those flags are?

[Sleepwalker63]

Now it all makes sense

[BarryH]

It's late Friday evening and I notice many people in the UK are taking their flags down.

Does this mean their penis's have now grown beyond the quoted 4" or could it be that England can't beat a country ranked 30 places below them?

[dave robinson]

'Penis's' ? There were eleven of them dressed in white playing a football match on TV last night.

[des mcneill]

'Penis's' ? There were eleven of them dressed in white playing a football match on TV last night.

I think that's uncalled for Dave,I didn't see anyone playing football.
Des.

[dave robinson]

Correct Des, i feel ashamed to be English after that debacle - how much does that Italian tosser get paid for organising these overpaid prima-donnas?

[petercreasey]

Correct Des, i feel ashamed to be English after that debacle - how much does that Italian tosser get paid for organising these overpaid prima-donnas?

Only 6 million a year Dave ( I'd let people call me a "dickhead" for that!! some people do it for free!)
Oh and is the plural of penis...... peni ?

[dave robinson]

But 'pricks' sounds better and is more appropriate . . . . .

[petercreasey]

But 'pricks' sounds better and is more appropriate . . . . .

[petercreasey]

A professor who specialises in penis enhancement has recently announced free treatment, as many of the U.K. males are reputed to only have four inches.
To avoid embarrassment by asking these men to visit his clinic, he has suggested that all the males in this category who would like to have free enhancement, should display a small white flag with a red cross on their cars, two flags if you are desperate and he will seek you out discretely.

So that's what those flags are?

What an incredible Doctor Capello is. He has been able to cure most of the sufferers in only 90 minutes!!!! Since the last "game" I notice a very marked decline in the small red flags and therefore fewer men in need of such help. He has been able to extend so many no wonder he is worth 6 million a year!!! It's now been proved he is the Worlds GREATEST W**ker